{"product_id":"the-cheeky-tongue-mug-ceramic-novelty-cup","title":"The Cheeky Tongue Mug – Sculpted Ceramic Novelty Cup","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:0.16em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8B1A1A;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eTHE GIFT THEY'LL TEXT YOU A PHOTO OF\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size:16px;line-height:1.7;color:#3a3028;margin:0 0 14px;\"\u003eA surreal 3D sculpted face — protruding nose, open red lips, glazed tongue in relief — that makes every guest ask \u003cem\u003ewhere did you GET that?!\u003c\/em\u003e Gallery-worthy on the shelf, and a real full-cup mug in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#7a6a5a;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8922a;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e  4.9 · 2,400+ reviews · 6,000+ happy homes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr style=\"border:none;border-top:1px solid #e8e0d4;margin:16px 0;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/8771\/5921\/files\/product-img-msi2wuz7-vypctf.webp?v=1786460645\" alt=\"The Cheeky Tongue Mug – sculpted ceramic face\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/8771\/5921\/files\/product-img-msi2wwcj-483rm6.webp?v=1786460645\" alt=\"Cheeky Tongue Mug side view\"\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎨 Built Like a Real Object, Not a Gag\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlossy glazed ceramic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Real weight — the kind you feel before your first sip. Smooth, glassy finish with no thin chalky rim.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull-size mug:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 11 cm wide × 7 cm tall — holds a proper morning coffee, not a novelty shot-glass pour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandard side handle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Normal grip, poured straight from the kettle. The sculpted face points outward so the joke lands on whoever's across the table.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3D sculpted relief:\u003c\/strong\u003e Protruding nose, open red lips, and a glazed tongue — detailed enough to read as art on a shelf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/8771\/5921\/files\/product-img-msi2wxrl-iinijg.webp?v=1786460645\" alt=\"Cheeky Tongue Mug close-up of sculpted face detail\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/8771\/5921\/files\/product-img-msi2wz6f-byih46.webp?v=1786460645\" alt=\"Cheeky Tongue Mug held in hand for scale\"\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🎁 The Gift They'll Text You a Photo Of\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt happens the second it lands on the desk. A guest clocks the little glazed face across the table. A coworker stops mid-sentence. You get to be the person who found the weird, perfect thing — without saying a word. Perfect for birthdays, office gifts, housewarming, or just treating yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/8771\/5921\/files\/product-img-msi2x0u2-hs4auh.webp?v=1786460645\" alt=\"Cheeky Tongue Mug as a gift\"\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📍 Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glossy glazed ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eForm:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3D sculpted lower face — nose, open lips, tongue in relief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 11 cm wide × 7 cm tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Full cup of coffee or tea\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard side handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFace orientation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Points outward, away from the drinker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gentle hand-wash recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📦 What's in the Box\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Cheeky Tongue Mug — glossy glazed ceramic, sculpted face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtective packaging for safe delivery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/8771\/5921\/files\/product-img-msi2x229-i6wssh.webp?v=1786460645\" alt=\"Cheeky Tongue Mug packaging\"\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🚚 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFree worldwide shipping on every order — in stock now, no handmade wait. Backed by a \u003cstrong\u003e30-day money-back guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e and a \u003cstrong\u003e1-year warranty\u003c\/strong\u003e. If it arrives damaged or isn't right, we'll make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is it? Does it hold a real cup?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eApproximately 11 cm wide × 7 cm tall — it fills the palm and holds a proper morning coffee, not a novelty shot-glass pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of and how do I care for it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGlossy glazed ceramic with a smooth, glassy finish. Gentle hand-washing is recommended to protect the sculpted relief.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat if it arrives cracked or chipped?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEvery mug ships in protective packaging built for the trip. If it still arrives damaged, contact us and we'll send a replacement or full refund.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat if I — or my giftee — just don't love it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou're covered by a 30-day money-back guarantee plus a 1-year warranty on the mug itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it gift-ready?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — it arrives in protective packaging you can hand straight over.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/8771\/5921\/files\/product-img-msi2x39k-vuicc9.webp?v=1786460645\" alt=\"Cheeky Tongue Mug lifestyle photo\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/8771\/5921\/files\/product-img-msi2x4i9-kx0mtb.webp?v=1786460645\" alt=\"The Cheeky Tongue Mug — the face they'll never forget\"\u003e","brand":"GodMode AI","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50489395675373,"sku":"VC960","price":59.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/5062\/5517\/files\/product-img-msi2wuz7-vypctf.webp?v=1786750393","url":"https:\/\/njordsurf.com\/products\/the-cheeky-tongue-mug-ceramic-novelty-cup","provider":"Ebisu Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}